Rushed

Denise couldn’t seem to help the fact that she did everything quickly. In the morning, rather than let her coffee cool or take the moment to temper it with milk, she downed the scalding liquid, becoming addicted over time to the burning in the back of her throat. She was the same with booze, easily knocking back three gin and tonics in the time it took her companions, if she had any, to have one, and getting drunk as a result. She spoke quickly and succinctly and even in the bedroom rather than relish the rise of the oncoming pleasure, employed all manners of tricks to get off and then rushing her partner to do the same.

But where her rushing caused the most problems was on the city streets. Her long legs meant she could easily outwalk her fellow denizens and she was quite graceful in weaving in and out and between them, careful to avoid the inner city moms pushing prams at a crawl as they chain-smoked and gossiped in packs. She avoided running into the pocket-sized grannies who walked with canes that reached their temples. But occasionally someone would bump her shoulder or her bag and she would hear them shouting at her to “slow the fuck down”.

From the moment she awoke at 6:00, the day consisted of a series of tasks that had to be completed and ticked off a neatly constructed mental list (writing the list would be a waste of time). While doing one task as quickly and efficiently as possible, she was simultaneously thinking of the next. Get to work, make the copies, do the lesson, prepare for the next. She had tried to linger over a coffee at the break, chatting with colleagues but found the upcoming tasks too distracting. She secretly envied and admonished their lazy but relaxed approach to the days. After fleeing out the door, she had to do the shopping, put in the wash, cut the vegetables, wash the rice, do the dishes, hang the wash, grade the papers. And finally at 10:00, she could unfold herself into the bed and feel the mattress absorb the day.

It was on a particularly crowded Saturday at the mall that she tripped over an unseen small boy and tumbled down the concrete stairs. Stunned, she looked up at the faces peering down at her, angry at the boy because she should be in Tesco by now, basket over arm, strategically zigzagging through the aisles. In the ambulance, rude and impatient from fear and pain, Denise asked the man who was in charge of jabbing and pinching, when she’d be done and could go home.

“This looks like a bad break. You’re going to be with us for a while.”

For the first time in years, Denise called in sick for the next day and was quite miffed when her boss insisted on a full week so she could get a jump start on the healing and learn to use the crutches.

On her first day “off”, she was bored after 36 minutes and decided that she’d finally go to the outdoor café in Sergeant Square, which she’d passed nearly every day of her life for six years. As she hobbled to a small table, two men jumped up from a nearby bench and tried to help her ease into her wobbly metal chair. They smelled of cider and cigarettes but were full of smiles and “there you go loves”. She sipped her coffee to stretch the time and watched the activity in the small square. People stopped on the benches for spontaneous picnics, and an endless parade of homeless and junkies met, bantered, laughed, argued and went on. There was a repeating ballet of men feeding the pigeons and the children chasing them away, and all the while people rushing through the square were oblivious to it all.

Denise eventually finished her coffee and decided to walk to the supermarket for the week’s provisions. Walking at a much slower pace, every few steps she heard muffled words of sympathy and encouragement as people passed her by. She noticed that children were not as empty-headed as she previously thought—everything seemed to fascinate them, which is why they seemed to wander aimlessly but were actually moving from one interesting spot to the next. Old people, too, were not wishy-washy wanderers out for a stroll. There was a hard, gritty determination in their grunts and shuffles.

The groups of friends who always annoyed her by taking up the “whole fucking sidewalk” were clueless about their surroundings because they were so focused on one another, commiserating, giving advice, and making jokes at one another’s expense. She’d never walked down the street with a friend, knowing that the pace of it, the stress of listening and trying to get to Point B as quickly as possible would be a nightmare. Better to kill the two birds of socialising and shutting off her brain while at the pub.

By the third week, she was back to work and feeling quite calm despite the hassles of doors, stairs, and writing on whiteboards. There was more than ever a long list of tasks to be finished but she found she didn’t mind if some were pushed to the next day. Yet she yearned to be free of the monstrosity encasing her leg. When it was finally cut off, the first thing she noticed was how foreign her slightly shrunken leg appeared. She walked outside, arms feeling light without the crutches, center of gravity restored. She stood motionless outside the hospital for so long, someone asked if she needed to go inside.

She could see a long mental list of things she was unable to do for the last two months: clean the fridge, restock the pantry, flip the mattress. But she felt no pull towards them, which unsettled her greatly. Disoriented, she walked slowly west, noticing for the first time it felt, the sky turning pink.

 

 

Swimming Lessons

They’ve been at the deserted lake for hours. It’s a muggy day at the edge of summer with a slight chill in the air when the clouds cover the sun. Little Sister is getting bored with making sandcastles with the single plastic bucket and shovel. She likes digging a moat around the castle but hates the way the green slime keeps getting in the way. She’s trying to get the attention of Big Sister, who keeps looking at the empty gravel road. “Watch this!” She spins, does cartwheels, feels sand land in her hair. She jumps and twirls like a ballerina, but Big Sister won’t stop frowning and biting her nails.

Suddenly they see the dust and hear the crunch-crunch-crunch of an approaching car. Little Sister is scared, thinking of the movie she saw with the Big Kids when Babysitter was snoring in her reclining chair. The teenagers were running in the countryside from a madman in a mask. He kept finding them and stabbing them with a big knife. The boy in the car doesn’t have a mask. He’s wearing a jean jacket and has long hair. The music blaring from the car makes her ears hurt.

Big Sister now looks straight out to the lake. Her face is frozen like when Mom tells her she isn’t living up to her potential, that she’ll be barefoot and pregnant for the rest of her life if she keeps this up.

The boy turns off the car and runs his hand through his hair. He gets out of the car and sits down next to Big Sister and kisses her on the cheek.

“You’re late.”

“I’m sorry, Babe. I had stuff to do for my mom.”

“You’re a liar. I know you were with her.”

“Don’t be like this. You know you’re the only one for me. I swear!”

Big Sister gets up and in one fluid motion, takes off her shirt, revealing a hot pink bikini, held together by strings. Little Sister has never seen her Big Sister’s body like this. It is beautiful and terrifying.

Without saying a word, Big Sister dives into the water and begins swimming towards a wooden pier far off in the middle of the lake. Soon, Little Sister can’t see the pink straps, just white arms cutting through the still black water.

The boy watches for a moment and without a word, lights a cigarette and gets into his car. The sound of the wheels spinning on the gravel and the angry music jar the stillness of the lakeside. Little Sister feels like she isn’t in a real place, that it’s a movie and something bad is going to happen.

The dust of the car is gone and she can’t see Big Sister’s arms anymore. She screams her name and begins to shake. She wraps herself in a towel and sits at the edge of the lake. Big Sister has never left her alone, has never ignored her.  They always go on adventures and build couch forts and make plays. And when she is afraid at night, Big Sister always lets her in and they tell secrets until they fall asleep.

The pain in her heart makes her think she is going to die. She is crying so hard she can’t breathe. She buries her head in her hands just like when she watched the movie.

It feels like hours have passed when she hears a splashing sound and Big Sister is crawling towards her, heaving and gasping. Her arms are covered in goosebumps and saliva falls from her mouth in long strings. She clutches Little Sister and her bony arms feel like popsicles and she smells like the slime. She cries when she sees Little Sister’s wet face and red eyes.

“I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have left you. I thought he would follow me. Did he say anything?

“You almost drown-ded! You left me alone. I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!”

Little Sister wants to squeeze herself into a ball or inside one of the many shells that are scattered on the beach and make noise if she holds them to her ear. She wants to be inside the sandcastle protected by the moat. She can’t stop crying.

Big Sister sits and pulls her close to her chest like she has done since she was a baby. They used to sit like that for hours, reading in front of the fireplace. She rocks her and hums and soon she feels calm. Under the towel, their skin begins to warm and there’s a tiny bit of release from the fist clutching her heart.

The car ride is silent save the occasional piece of gravel hitting the car and the steady whoosh of the heater. At dinner Mom knows something is up. But when Big Sister looks at her and crosses her eyes and sticks her finger in her nose, Little Sister forgets the heaviness in her chest and laughs. The laughing is an unexpected treat, like eating Cool-whip from the tub or licking the chocolate off the beaters. She can’t get enough and eventually Mom yells at her to knock it off.

That night Big Sister reads her a book in bed and acts out all the characters with such funny voices, Little Sister can’t get sleepy. But she knows already that she won’t sleep.

“I’m so sorry, Little Sister. I will never do something like that again. I will never leave you. You are my bestest sister. I will never care about a boy more than you.” After a pause, she whispers, “And I will never trust a boy again.”

Later in the dark, the words soothe Little Sister, especially the bestest sister part, but something broke apart from her, like a twig on a tree, and was left on the beach. She hears the words Big Sister said and one phrase bounces around her head. She knows she will have to be careful now. She understands she must never trust again.

The Man Named Ben

Rachel was 10 when she first met a homeless person. It was a muggy Midwestern afternoon that was so hot even the flies hovered ever so slowly in the thick air. But she didn’t notice the heat as she twirled down the street, flanked by her two cousins who never told her to shut up when she started singing or humming. They were 12 and 13 and at that stage when they were trying on the hardened expressions of men. They didn’t make eye contact with anyone they passed but their gait suggested that trouble would ensue if anyone looked twice at the skinny and slightly unkempt girl between them.

Rachel had been sent to live with them when she was 6 and through the hushed mutterings between their mother and grandmother, they figured out Rachel had been living with bad people and had somehow been rescued. She was a quiet, odd girl with permanently stringy hair and a dirty face. She sat at the back of class at school, looking out the window and pinching herself when she started to hum. But because her two cousins who were rough enough to be considered bullies took her on, the other kids ignored her.

She had two qualities that for her cousins, bordered on the supernatural and made her even more valuable to protect. Though she was often oblivious to what was going on around her, she had an uncanny ability to know when something was in distress. Countless times, she had led them blocks away to a small kitten stuck in a fence or sewer grate and she could always spot a tiny chic that had fallen from its nest. Many a robin she nursed back to health but more than a few were laid to rest in a tiny patch of dirt in the backyard, their short lives marked by a single plastic pinwheel.

Her other talent, of slightly more interest to the two young boys, was her ability to steal from the corner shop and never get caught. She would shyly go the counter and buy a pack of grape gum or a pencil or a bag of chips, slowly and carefully counting out the exact change in pennies and nickels and the occasional quarter, meanwhile chocolate bars and magazines were securely tucked in various places under her clothes. It didn’t occur to them until years later that the rather gruff Mr. Schmidt may have known she was stealing and just let it go.

So it was on this hot, steamy day that after going to the shop that Rachel knew they had to go to Herman Park a few blocks away. The boys didn’t mind as the park was small but had a few old and therefore more dangerous slides and even boasted a barrel that you stood inside of and made spin like a hamster wheel.

When they arrived they saw a youngish man sitting on one of the benches, wearing all camouflage, two giant army green bags next to him. He had a huge reddish beard and long, wavy hair. When the boys raced to go into the barrel, Rachel sat down next to the man and offered him candy. He smiled and introduced himself as Ben. He asked her if they were in Albion and she said they were. He then explained that the town was completely different, that they’d moved all the buildings to confuse him.  If he went to the places he knew like the newspaper where his uncle worked, the school where his mom was a teacher, or even the factory where his Dad worked and told everyone what he knew, what was really happening in the war, he’d start a revolution. What he knew would change the world.

“Maybe the buildings are different now but we got a school and a factory. You could still go there.”

“No, they don’t know me so they won’t believe me. And they probably hired actors to pretend they don’t know me or believe me. Like on the Truman Show.”

What Rachel didn’t realize was that Ben and she were in Albion, but Ben was in the wrong Albion. His was miles and miles away in a different state.

When her cousins saw that she was talking to a strange man, they came and told her more sternly than necessary that it was time to go home. They didn’t even look at Ben but looked at one another, slightly scrunching up their noses and trying not to laugh.

That night Rachel begged her aunt to let Ben come and live with them. Her aunt, accustomed to her niece bringing home strays  they had no place for in a two-bedroom house, told her he was homeless and homeless people were sometimes dangerous and crazy.

“But I was homeless and you kept me.”

“You’re family, honey. A little crazy, but that’s ok.” And she gave her a big hug and gently wiped her tears away.

Rachel hatched a plan that involved taking a bus to a town an hour away and stealing a minivan for Ben to live in somewhere out in the country. The cousins were immediately on board and the three discussed the details well past the time the lightning bugs came out and the air cooled.

The next day, Rachel brought Ben a sandwich and chips but wasn’t allowed to stay and chat. On the third day he was gone. Rachel went to the police station, sandwich in hand, and said, "Have you seen the homeless guy named Ben. I need to give him this” They told her not to talk to strangers and to go home. They then proceeded to do their own search of the town.

The boys never stole a van or any other vehicle and the police never found a man wandering their tiny, safe town. And Rachel, instead of twirling in a state of oblivion, never stopped searching the faces of strangers looking for a man name Ben.

 

 

Comfort Food

When Libby announced, at the age of 11, that she’d no longer be eating meat, thank you very much, her mother, Karen wasn’t the least bit surprised. She’d given her the name Liberty after all and had witnessed how the name had manifested itself in a variety of ways, from her refusal to wear matching clothes or any pink, and to having tea parties with plants instead of dolls.

That day in school, Mr. Harmon had showed his 6^th grade science class a video highlighting the effects of human development on the planet. In one scene, a nest of baby ducklings was crushed to death under the smooth wheel of a bulldozer. Libby was horrified and choked on her sobs, despite the sniggers she heard around the classroom. Mr. Harmon opened his class discussion by asking if the students thought it was fair animals lost their habitats to make way for shopping malls.

“They’re just birds” said one boy in the back. “Like chickens. And we kill them for KFC. Umm. Finger licking good!” As the class laughed and continued their discussion, Libby sat in silence. It never occurred to her before that animals had to be killed for her to get a Happy Meal or chicken fingers. From the time the video stopped to when Karen arrived home after work, Libby calmly weighed the pros and cons of eating meat and decided that for the rest of her life, she’d play no part in an animal’s death.

Karen sighed upon hearing the news. She’d put a roast in the crockpot that morning and had looked forward to a meal that required her to do nothing more than ladle out chunks of meat and vegetables.

“How about a grilled cheese, then?” she smiled. Libby having feared a battle or refusal, grabbed Karen around the waist tightly and cried. “Thank you Mommy.”

“Libs, I’ll probably still eat meat, but we’ll make it work together. Always, always stay true to what you believe but don’t force it on other people. Promise?”

So began the Friday ritual of “Grilled Cheese Night”. After a few weeks of single wrapped cheese and white bread, they began experimenting, both loving emmental on rye and hating roquefort. Karen was surprised that she liked brie and fontina and was especially fond of haloumi, which wasn’t too far off from a fried cutlet texture-wise. They added pickles, roasted veggies, pesto, and even fruit and jam. Mushrooms, onions, dill pickle, and cheddar became known as The Libber and their favourite.

But it wasn’t the endless combos that made the night a treasured part of the week. While they chopped, smeared, grilled, and assembled, they talked without restraint. No TV, no pressure of sitting face to face. Side by side, hands busy, they were freed. They gossiped about workmates and classmates; they ridiculed and speculated about the aunts, uncles, and cousins. They talked about Libby’s future, her crushes, and the thoughts that crushed her. And sometimes they even talked about her absent father.

 In high school, they made room around dances, theatre, and sleepovers for Grilled Cheese Night, and more than once Karen thought how cheese was the oozy glue that held them together. She kept waiting for Libby to hate her, to shun her very existence. They had battles over make-up, grades, and curfew, but she couldn’t help but marvel that Libby was “a damn good kid.”

During her first semester of college, Libby came home every weekend for laundry, her own bed, and snuggles with her cat. She was full of chatter about what she was learning at school, especially her Environmental Studies class, most of which was over Karen’s head. But her thirst was contagious and Karen found herself reading more during those days when Libby’s absence made the silence of the house hum so loudly.

The changes in Libby were so gradual that Karen didn’t really notice until one day she came home to a scowling Libby and her counters covered with the contents of her fridge and cupboards.

“How can you eat all this crap, Mom? Processed lunch meat? Hamburger Helper? There isn’t one thing that hasn’t been made in a factory!”

“Well, I haven’t done the shopping yet, for starters. And this is my food, remember? I thought we always agreed you wouldn’t shove your beliefs down anyone’s throat. Especially mine.”

“Mom,” she began as though talking to a child, “you just have no idea how these food corporations are slowly killing us and the planet.”

“All right. Well, let’s go to the deli and bakery and get some good stuff for grilled cheese.”

Libby gave a frustrated groan.

“I’m vegan now, remember? The dairy industry is horrific. Dairy cows are forced to live in tiny stalls and be constantly pregnant. Their babies are taken away from them immediately. It’s so cruel.”

Karen looked at the stranger before her who was a thinner, angrier version of her daughter. “We could make a salad?”

“With overpriced lettuce that thousands of gallons of petrol were used to transport? That come in non-biodegradable plastic bags? No thanks. I’ve got to go.”

And she left, her disgust lingering in the air for days. Karen ate ham sandwiches and TV dinners in silence, feeling both devastated and relieved when the phone rang. She didn’t know the person on the other line. This other person was passionate. Articulate. Grown up. This other person quoted statistics and said things like, “Karen, I can’t gossip and joke with you knowing what is happening in the world. Your first world privilege has blinded you to the reality of suffering.”

One night a pale, dishevelled Libby arrived looking as though she hadn’t showered in days.

“Mommy, he broke up with me.” Karen didn’t know who “he” was, but she pulled her daughter to her as a life’s worth of tears spilled out, her head resting on Karen’s chest as it had since she was born.

“Can you make me a sandwich?”

“I’ll hold the cheese.”

 

A Tiger's Stripes

The street awakens at dawn. Those who continue to sleep think it’s the roosters who start it all, but actually women unfold the day as they light fires, fill buckets, soak rice, mop floors, hang wash, and chop vegetables. So it seemed to Tom who was walking through the winding streets having finished his fourteenth beer a half an hour earlier. He still wore the uniform of the English teacher—khakis and a polo shirt—but he’d long lost the scent of a shower. He had a class in three hours but was in no hurry. Strong coffee and a steamed bun would get him through the two hours of basic conversation and he’d go back to his unfurnished apartment and collapse onto the mattress on the floor. He found that he actually taught better hungover or slightly drunk, his brain and mouth working more slowly and limited in a way that was easier for the students to understand. No witty asides or tangents today.

As he neared the 7-Eleven, he saw a man lying on the curb of the street. Blood was seeping from a gash on his forehead. Tom stopped and stared. The man was in plain sight, yet no one seemed concerned. Motorbikes, people young and old, and the soi dogs all went around him careful not to hit him, but not bothering to stop. Tom caught the eye of a woman who was washing some dishes in a plastic bucket nearby. He pantomimed dying and pointed to the man. She pantomimed drinking and pointed to him, “Same same you!” and cackled as she dumped out the water.

The water ran down the street and pooled around the man’s feet. Tom, still drunk and unsure of the cultural etiquette this situation called for, went on to the 7-Eleven and headed home for a long shower and leisurely breakfast.

At the school, he told the story to his colleague, Jam, who was much revered for his kindness and philanthropy. Jam would teach all day and then spend the evening volunteering at an orphanage, making merit at temples, or giving students extra help for free. But despite Tom’s impassioned plea that they had to help the man, he scoffed and made a brushing away motion with his large bony hand,

“He’s a loster.”

“What? He’s lost or he’s a loser?”

“Both, Tom. A loster. Some people like him we cannot help. Everyone—his brothers, the monks, the shop owners tried every time. But he always choose the wrong way.”

After class, rather than go home, Tom stopped at a few shops for supplies and went to search for the man. He was in the same spot but sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and watching the people go by. The blood was a thick brown crust covering his right cheek. Again, people swerved around him but didn’t stop or look. He had open sores on his legs and his feet were bare.

Sitting down, Tom pulled out two cans of Leo and offered one to the man who grabbed it with a toothless laugh. Tom pointed at himself and said, “Tom” and pointed at the man. The man pointed at himself and said, “Tom”. He tried again but with the same result. Tom gave up and set about cleaning and dressing the wound which wasn’t as bad as it looked. The man stared straight ahead and Tom could hear the sound as he drank the beer in long gulps.

The people on the street stopped and stared at the foreigner playing doctor to the drunk. Some pointed and laughed and more than a few shouted angrily at him. He figured they were calling him an enabler, but he didn’t care. When they’d finished their beers, Tom stood up and shook the man’s limp hand and turned to leave, but the man followed him. He mimed that he was going to sleep but the man just laughed and copied the motion. He wanted to run, or at the very least, start walking quickly, but the cruelty of it made him feel more nauseous than he already was. But when he realised that he could drink all day and do a random act of kindness, he laughed and draped an arm over the man’s bony shoulders.

They sat at a concrete table on the beach making a pyramid of the empty Leo cans and putting their cigarettes out in a Styrofoam container that once held some barbecued pork. With the help of pen and paper in his bag, Tom discovered many things about the man, who drew quite well, despite his shaking hands. His name was “Ton”, which means “tree”. Earlier he hadn’t been just repeating what Tom said. His parents were farmers. He was too. He liked Manchester United and hated frogs. He’d had a family but they died. The man drew tears but his eyes were dry.

Eventually, he stood up and curled up under the shade of a tree and immediately fell asleep. For a moment, Tom envied sleeping with the feeling of the wind and the sound of the surf until he remembered the ants and flying cockroaches and small children who would love nothing more than to poke and prod a slumbering foreigner.

The next day at school, Tom told Jam about his afternoon with Ton. He felt sure he could convince Jam to help him.

“He’s not a bad man. He’s had bad luck. His family died and he’s all alone. Isn’t there any way to help him?”

“Did he tell you the story about how his family died?”

“No, but I’m guessing it was some kind of accident or illness.”

“His family died, yes. But because he was drunk and driving. And after that, he didn’t stop. He’ll never stop. Some tigers cannot change their stripes.”

Tom suddenly could smell the 36 hour drinking session on his breath and radiating from his skin, despite his shower. Jam looked at him carefully.

“But Tom, you can.”

Dine and Dash

The Secretary ordered a third margarita much to The Waitress’ delight. Drunk women on their own often tipped more. It was a Friday afternoon, that quiet zone between the lunch rush and Happy Hour. The Secretary had arrived at 2:00 p.m., having just been laid off due to “company cutbacks”. She couldn’t bear the thought of going home to an empty apartment, empty fridge, and empty days ahead. The cheap Mexican restaurant located in the parking lot of a strip mall always had its heavy red curtains shut to the world so its patrons might forget what awaited them as they downed strong drinks and complimentary chips and salsa.

As The Waitress set the drink in front of this woman who seemed to be about her age, she felt suddenly envious of her carefree Friday afternoon. The Waitress had been working several extra shifts in order to save money for her son’s birthday at the end of the month. He was turning six and she wanted to give him his first real party at Chuck E. Cheese, complete with a big ticket gift—his first bike. She was only halfway towards her goal and had less than two weeks to get there. So she wanted to make sure her customer was happy and cared for. Especially this one with her manicured nails and tailored business suit.

The Secretary looked at her drink and tried to rationalise its cost. She decided she was celebrating the end of one chapter of her life and the anticipation of a new beginning. Never mind that she hadn’t bothered saving for a rainy day, that all her salary went to clothes, beauty salons, and drinks. Never mind that she hadn’t seen the axe coming or even noticed her head was on the block. All that stuff about poor performance was bullshit. She’d find a better job and at least she wasn’t a waitress. She took a long drink and reached for the laminated menu sitting at the edge of the table.

The Waitress was in a dark corner near the bar, rolling silverware into paper napkins and chatting with the cook. She saw The Secretary grab the menu and felt relieved. There was a sadness lurking around The Secretary and The Waitress didn’t want to deal with the emotional aftermath of a woman drinking on an empty stomach.  

The Secretary ordered a bowl of chilli con carne and a side of flour tortillas. And another margarita. The Waitress told the cook the order and he groaned, saying the stuff they had was three days old and “getting nasty”. He said he’d liven it up with some extra meat and freshly grated cheese.

The Waitress put down the brightly decorated ceramic bowl of steaming food and the margarita and asked if The Secretary wanted anything else. Luckily she didn’t, as a couple walked in and sat at the opposite end of the restaurant. The Waitress looked at her watch and realised she would be getting the Friday Happy Hour crowd soon with their khaki pants, back slapping, and loud laughter.

The Secretary unfolded the foil and took out a soft steaming tortilla and tore off a bit. She dipped it into the pot of gooey brown and orange and took a bite. At first it scalded her tongue but as she smelled the food, it occurred to her she’d smelled something like it many times growing up. Cat food. To be sure it wasn’t just the sharp contrast with the margarita, she blew on another bit of dunked tortilla and took a bite. Unmistakable. Pungent, slightly fishy, and strangely gelatinous. She took a big drink of the margarita and contemplated what to do.

She’d been wronged. Laid off for no good reason and now served cat food. There was no way she was going to pay $7.95 for a bowl of slop. In fact, she wasn’t going to pay for any of it. What right do they have to charge her double the price in the afternoon while the Happy Hour crowd paid less? Why was she being punished for not having a job during the day? It was totally unfair. She finished her drink.

A couple more tables had wandered in and The Secretary knew The Waitress was in the kitchen filling plastic baskets with free chips to bring them. She made her move. She took out a $1 bill and put it under her glass as though she were settling her bill and quickly left the booth. Outside, she started running despite the heat, her heels, and feeling nauseous.  

When The Waitress saw the meagre bill sitting on the table, she felt her body go hot. She silently walked into the kitchen and in the calmest tone asked the cook to take out the drinks to her tables. She had calculated that The Secretary’s tip would be half a pizza or some tokens for the kids. Now, she was looking at using half her day’s wages to pay the tab the privileged white bitch left behind. Getting into her car, she knew the woman would be headed to the bus stop to get a bus to the trendier part of town where she likely lived.

When The Waitress screeched to a halt beside her, The Secretary stumbled to the car and got in. She didn’t look at The Waitress or apologise. She sat with her hands folded and quietly said she needed to go to the ATM. She withdrew two $100 bills and gave one to The Waitress. She took it, knowing it was twice what was needed and not caring. Rich people always threw money at problems.

When The Waitress later got in her car and saw the withdrawal slip and its balance of $5.16, she felt neither pity nor regret. For the first time in a long time, she felt grown up. Smiling, she drove home imagining the feeling of stuffing the bills into the coffee can and kissing her son goodnight.

 

The Elephant in the Room

Chad had no idea why he had chosen to break up with Ashley as they bounced and swayed on an elephant in a southeast Asian jungle. It didn’t occur to him that once the break had been made, they’d have to bounce and sway back to the minivan, where they’d bounce and sway back to the hotel and then sit rigidly cramped together for the 14-hour flight back home. Had he thought of those obvious consequences, he might have waited until they were safely re-embedded in their natural habitat in 17A Driscoll Lane.

Maybe it was the way she had laid her body on the elephant, hugging it and telling it what an “amazing and good boy” it was. Or how her face seemed to be stuck in a permanent grin since they’d climbed the bamboo bench perched atop the creature, how she nearly bent in half giving a “wai” to the confused young boy who sat shirtless and shoeless on the elephant’s neck with a small whip.

They’d been in Thailand for 3 days and Chad thought if she didn’t stop smiling and saying the word, “amazing”, he was going to have to kill her.

Ashley had been dreaming of this trip for a year and when they finally booked all the flights and hotels, she talked about it as if it were the last thing she would ever do. Given Chad’s feelings about her on the trip, perhaps It would be. There was a map on the fridge with places they were going highlighted in a coding system far too complicated for Chad to feign interest in. Guidebooks towered on her bedside table with post-it notes protruding from all directions and he’d been forced to watch at least 20 clips of other people’s badly shot vacation footage on youtube.

On the front door of their apartment hung a huge brightly coloured poster of “Ashley & Chad’s Bucket List”, so that he was able to see it when he left in the morning and the first thing when he returned and hung up his jacket. Ride an elephant; snorkel over a reef; eat an insect; feed a monkey; ride a train; pray in a temple; eat one new dish a day; ride in a tuk-tuk.

It wasn’t that Chad felt no excitement for the trip. He’d suffered like everyone else through the grey and oppressively wet winter and quite longed for a cold beer on a hot white sand beach. He’d been to Australia and Spain but never any place “exotic” and the thought of eyeing a few Asian beauties surreptitiously from behind his sunglasses filled him with a bit of boyish glee.

As the day drew nearer, Ashley’s squeals, gasps, and gushings became more pronounced, her eyes and smile widened into a permanent state of awe. Chad dreaded getting on the plane and when it did finally lift off into the night sky, he drank a series of rum and cokes and almost became as excited as his companion.

When Ashley finally drifted off while watching a film, Chad closed his eyes and tried to “get inside himself”, a phrase he had always used when he needed to figure out the source of a feeling that lingered like an itch. More specifically, why did the sight of Ashley’s slumped head make him want to stab himself in the eye with a fork?

They had met as most suburban people of their generation did, in a bar. He was struck by her immediately and even impressed himself when he used the rather bloated word, “vivacious” to describe her to his pals. His father, when asking after Ashley, always followed the question with, “That girl lights up a room like a 100-watter!”

She smiled at everyone and everything and had such a natural positive attitude that she didn’t post motivational and inspirational memes like most secretly depressed people do. He liked that. And he needed her energy to shed some light on his flat, grey, miserable soul. But sitting on the plane feeling the rum course through his inactive limbs, he realised he was suffering sunstroke from being with this woman. Where was her darkness or depth of character? Why instead of existential angst on a Sunday afternoon, she was happily folding laundry and making lists of dinners for the week? Why instead of feeling the relentless grind of suburban 9-5 life, she just planned a holiday? Was she the one who had it right and he had his internal perspective all wrong? Had she just been born with the natural gift of mindfulness and the ability to be happy? He realised he hated her.

Tired and overfed on plane food, they stepped into the roaring mugginess of Bangkok. Ashley charmed her way into overpaying 1000 baht on the taxi fare as she chatted with the driver who only understood, “American” and “first time”. 

For the first two days, Chad lived a double life. He let himself be dragged to temples and markets and can be seen smiling in every photo that hasn’t been destroyed from that trip. He fawned over cheap souvenirs and heartily ate every dish placed before him. But inside he was plotting an escape and imagining his new life in a Spartan apartment with a grumpy but loyal Boxer dog. He imagined the pleasure in not having to speak, smile, or muster enthusiasm. He could taste the tanginess of unstructured and unlimited time.

What he didn’t imagine was that Ashley had been having her own fantasies. She had been certain Chad would propose on this romantic, exotic adventure. Every place on her itinerary was a perfect and memorable spot to start the course of a marriage.

So when Chad turned, whispering her name and grasping her hands tightly as they swayed atop the gentle pachyderm, she didn’t catch the wince in his voice. Instead, she giggled and blurted out “Yes of course I’ll marry you!”

And that was the last time he ever saw her smile.